Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Super 100

November 6 2010 was when this blog was first made now 100 post later here we are at june 1 2011
When I first applied to be masters slave I was not intrested in slavery but more a less a way to get an awesome asian boyfriend that I will fall in love like the asian dramas!~~ I had no intrest in what master was talking about regardding slavery and maybe he knew..but I answered all the questions he asked in hopes of becoming his slave or better yet girlfriend haha but after a while..it seemed like something was changing inside..everything master suggusted I wanted to do and crazy bdsm ideas seemed more real! Before I knew it I was wrapped up as masters slave woah! I tried my best to please and accept some crazy ideas just slowly step by step accepting.me and master have had ups and downs and twists and turns! Our arguments usually can be fixed in 5mins -_- and every month master expirences a horriable pms mood swings lol poor master :( a big part of me feels like I am not suitable to be masters slave and maybe I should quit in hopes of maybe he will find someone better but I'm not that bad and if I work hard I can become suitable!so I work hard everyday while proudly wearing my symbol of slavery I am masters kitty untill the point where he chooses to end this relationship which I hope that day will not come soon because I enjoy fuffilling masters wishes for some strange reason I don't really have a wish or a strong turn on other then asians? Well since master is asian anything he does should be a turn on..not having likes or dislikes or wishes I feel this is to masters benefit because he can truly mold someone without having to consider likes and dislikes I'm just like sand..so many possibilities!~ by masters request I have redone this list for the THIRD time when you read the list it will look like 1/5 or something like that...the 1 is the previous willigness and the 5 the present

Willingness quick-key:
? Don't understand this item.
* or # I will do with current sex partner only.
NO I WILL NOT DO that item under ANY circumstances (a hard limit).
0 No desire, don't like, will permit if special to Dom (a soft limit).
1 Don't want to do, but will.
2 Willing to do, but has no special appeal.
3 Usually LIKE doing, on an irregular/ occasional basis.
4 LIKE doing, would like it on a regular basis.
5 WILD TURN-ON, would like it as often as possible.



Abrasion : 1/1
Age play : 1/1
Anal sex : 2/0
Anal plugs (small) : */0
Anal plugs (large) :*/0
Anal plug (public, under clothes): */0
Animal roles : 1/#
Arm & leg sleeves (armbinders) :? /?
Aromas : 5/5
Asphyxiation :NO/no
Auctioned for charity : NO..well only if it was for a few hours then 2/no never
Ball stretching :N/A
Bathroom use control :5/5
Bestiality :NO/#
Beating (soft) : 1/3
Beating (hard) : no/1
Blindfolds : 5/5
Being serviced (sexual) : 5/5
Being bitten : *.../#
Breast/chest bondage : 4/5
Breath control : 0/0
Branding : 0/0
Boot worship : 2/3
Bondage (light) :5/5
Bondage (heavy) :2/4
Bondage (multi-day) : 2/0
Bondage (public, under clothing) : 3/3
Breast whipping : 0/0
Brown showers (scat) : NO/#
Cages (locked inside of) : 3/3
Caning : 0/1/
Castration fantasy : 0/3/4/****/maybe
Catheterization : 1/0
Cattle prod (electrical toy) : NO/#
Cells/Closets (locked inside of) :1/3
Chains :5/5
Chamber-pot use :NO/#
Chastity belts :5!!!!/5
Chauffeuring :5 :)/5
Choking :0/#
Chores (domestic service) :4/5
Clothespins :0/1/*
Cock rings/straps :N/A
Cock worship :5/5!
Collars (worn in private) :5/5
Collars (worn in public) :3*/3
Competitions (with other subs) :5!!/5!
Corsets (wearing casually) :5/5
Corsets (trained waist reduction):5/5
Cross-dressing :0/0
Cuffs (leather) :5/5
Cuffs (metal) :5/5
Cutting :NO/0
Diapers (wearing) :no/#
Diapers (wetting) :no/#
Diapers (soiling) :no/#
Dilation :no/0
Dildoes :5/5
Double penetration :5/5
Electricity :no/#
Enemas (for cleansing) :0/*
Enemas (retention/punishment) :0/1
Enforced chastity : 5!/5
Erotic dance (for audience) : 1/4
Examinations (physical) :5/4?
Exercise (forced/required) :2/4
Exhibitionism (friends) :no/5
Exhibitionism (strangers) :2/4
Eye contact restrictions :1*/1
Face slapping :0/1
Fantasy abandonment : no/no
Fantasy rape :no/no
Fantasy gang-rape :no/no
Fear (being scared) : 0/#
Fisting (anal) : 0/0
Fisting (vaginal) :0/0
Flame play : NO/no never
Following orders :5/5
Food play (cucumbers, sorbet...) :5/5
Foot worship :1/#
Forced bedwetting :3/1
Forced dressing :3/5
Forced eating :1*/1
Forced homosexuality :0/1?
Forced heterosexuality : 0/1?
Forced masturbation :5
Forced nudity (private) :5
Forced nudity (around others) :NO
Forced servitude :5/5
Forced smoking :NO/no
Full head hoods :0/1
Gags (cloth) : 3/5
Gags (inflatible) :3/5
Gags (phallic) :4/5
Gags (rubber) :4/5
Gags (tape) :2/5
Gas masks :0/0
Gates of Hell (male) :N/A
Genital sex :5/5
Given away to another Dom (temp) :NO/no
Given away to another Dom (perm) :NO/no
Golden showers :0/no
Gun play :NO/no
Hairbrush spankings :2/2
Hair pulling :0/3
Hand jobs (giving) :5/5
Hand jobs (receiving) :N/A
Harems (serving w/other subs) : /NO/no
Harnessing (leather) :
Harnessing (rope) :
Having food chosen for you :3/4
Having clothing chosen for you :5/5
Head (give fellatio/cunnilingus) :5/5
Head (rcv fellatio/cunnilingus) :5/5
High heel wearing :5/5
High heel worship :na?
Homage with tongue (non-sexual) :?
Hoods :1/1
Hot oils (on genitals) :1/1
Hot waxing :*/1
Housework (doing) :4/5
Human puppy dog :0/1
Humiliation (private) :5/5
Humiliation (public) :4/4
Hypnotism :5/5
Ice cubes :4/5
Immobilization :3/4
Infantilism :?
Initiation rites :?
Injections :0
Intricate (Japanese) rope bondage:5/5
Interrogations :0?
Kidnapping :0?/NO
Kneeling :3/5**Has trouble kneeling for long periods**
Knife play :no/no
Leather clothing :5/5
Leather restraints :5/5
Lectures for misbehavior :0/0
Licking (non-sexual) :* wtf but 1
Lingerie (wearing) :5/5
Manacles & irons :?
Manicures (giving) :5!/5
Massage (giving) :5/5
Massage (receiving) :5/5
Medical scenes :0/0
Modeling for erotic photos :5/5
Mouth bits :?
Mummification :?
Name change (for scene) :5/5
Name change (legal, permanant) :no/5
Nipple clamps :0/1
Nipple rings (piercings) :0/5
Nipple play/"torture" :0/1ish..
Nipple weights :0/no
Oral/anal play (rimming) :1/5
Over-the-knee spanking :1/4
Orgasm denial :5!/5
Orgasm control :5/5
Outdoor scenes :0/3 if snake free...
Outdoor sex :5 :D/5
Pain (mild) :0/2
Pain (medium) :0/1
Pain (severe) :0/0
Persona training (in scene) :4/4
Personality modification (RL) :0/5?
Phone sex (serving Dom) :1/5
Phone sex (serving Dom's friends):1/5
Phone sex (commercial provider) :1/1
Piercing (temporary, play-pierce):4/5
Piercing (permanent) :4/5
Plastic surgery :5/5
Prison scenes :0/0
Prostitution (public pretense) :no/no
Prostitution (actual) :no/no
Pony slave :no/1
Public exposure :no/5
Punishment Scene :no/5
Pussy/cock whipping :5/5
Pussy worship :n/a
Riding crops :4/3
Riding the "horse" (crotch tort.):0/o
Rituals :4/5
Religious scenes :0/0
Restrictive rules on behavior :5/5
Rubber/latex clothing :2/5
Rope body harness :2/2
Saran wrapping :2/2
Scarification :no..../no
Scratching - getting :0/0
Sensory deprivation :5/5
Serving :5/5
Serving as art :5/5
Serving as ashtray :NO/no
Serving as furniture :3/4
Serving as a maid :5/5
Serving as toilet (urine) :no?/no
Serving as toilet (feces) :NO/no
Serving as waitress/waiter :5/5
Serving orally (sexual) :5/5
Serving other doms (supervised) :0/1
Serving other doms (unsupervised):0/0
Sexual deprivation (short term) :5/5
Sexual deprivation (long term) :5/5
Shaving (body hair) :5? I mean i like to shave?/5
Shaving (genital hair) :5/5
Shaving (head hair) :0 No/no
Skinny-dipping :5/5
Sleep deprivation :3/4
Sleepsacks :?
Slutty clothing (private) :5/5
Slutty clothing (public) :5/5
Spandex clothing :2/5
Spanking :1/2
Speech restrictions (when, what) :1/1
Speculums (anal) :?
Speculums (vaginal) :?
Spitting :?
Spreader bars :5/5
Standing in corner :1/1
Stocks :1/1
Straight jackets :1/1
Strap-on-dildos (sucking on) :5/5
Strap-on-dildos (penetrated by) :5/5
Strap-on-dildos (wearing) :2/3
Strapping (full body beating) :0/0
Suspension (upright) :0/5
Suspension (inverted) :4/5
Suspension (horizontal) :2/5
Supplying new partners for Dom : 0/NO
Swallowing feces : NO/no
Swallowing semen :5/5
Swallowing urine :No/no
Swapping (with one other couple) :no/mm no
Swinging (multiple couples) :3?/no
Tampon training (in ass) :1/1
Tattooing :0
Teasing :5/5
TENS Unit (electrical toy) :?
Thumbcuffs (metal) :?
Tickling :2/4
Triple penetration :5/5
Urethral sounds (metal rods) :?
Uniforms :2?/5
Including others :no/no
Vaginal dildo :5/no
Verbal humiliation :5/5
Vibrator on genitals :5/5
Violet Wand (electricial toy) :5/5
Voyeurism (watching others) :3/3
Voyeurism (your Dom w/others) :2/1
Video (watching others) : 3/2
Video (recordings of you) :2/4
Water torture :0?/0
Waxing (hair removal) :2/4
Wearing symbolic jewelery :5/5
Weight gain (forced) :NO/1
Weight loss (forced) :4/5
Whipping :1/2
Wooden paddles :1/2
Wrestling :0/3 could be fun?

Friday, May 20, 2011

Huge huge huge

Big boobs is one of the many fundamentals of being a great bimbo,it can also be one of the most important parts of being a great bimbo.Gravity defying boobs are defined as boobs that will not sag due to gravity or any other force that could make the boobies sag. Being a bimbo looks are important a sexy gravity defying boobs can be an important aspect of bimboism. the perfect accesory to any outfit is big boobies to fill up the already tight t-shirt.Having big boobies can be the perfect tool to tease guys with.But having big boobs is not the only factor that should come into play,it is equally important to have good quality boobs.Good quality boobs should show no scars,feels good and most importantly looks good.These quality aspects of boobs are important because having big boobs with gross scars is just an instant boner killer.Thus making you a failure of a bimbo,since bimbos are ment to pleasure others not to be a boner killer.With good quality boobies they can become quite usefull.Big boobies can be the perfect spot for cock,not only is it cushioned well with adipose tissue,but it provides an orgasmic sensation comparable to nothing else.Anyone with boobies can have a nice titty fuck but only girls with big boobies can have an amazing titty fuck.Thus having big boobies can give you many opportunities to tease,to deny and to pleasure boys,but these opportunities are usually controlled by the keyholder which I posted about yesterday.The keyholder is the controller of the bimbo, controlling a bimbo is an important job that I shall discuss in more detail later.The keyholder should be the only person in the relationship making decisons,this includes important decisions such as how big or how small these boobies should be. The bimbo will not argue about how big or how small she thinks the boobies should be because as accepting herself as a bimbo she has realised that she is only a slave to submit to anything her keyholder demands.She has also came to the realization of her desire to fuffill her keyholders dreams no matter how big or how small these dreams are.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

I am writing this at the dinner table,so I will use the terminology of Oppa.

Oppa is quite lucky,to have such a great kitty, a kitty who is cute,nice,energetic and innocent.I personally pity master though, because it seems like master will always have competition.Now many boys try to win me over by talking cute and swearing they "love" me.Even when I am a bimbo such competition will continue,what I did not include in my essay about bimbos was that guys will become jealous of his awesomly perfect bimbo and will have desire to steal her away from his grasps.I think it is a sad thing to expirence,but its ok because master is asian and awesome and I love him!~
Today I met a romanian boy on collarme woah he's cute,romanian sounds hot! I don't know anything abour. Romania but I do clearly remember a bitchy romanian premed student.Theirs this friend of mines who wishes to get a sex change and other random stuff.He told me that I was so beautiful and he quoted my favoriate asian drama that he never watched!~ so cute even if he did not watch it he rememberd my asian drama that counts? Oppa is the type to get jealous easy I wish I could explain the power he has by being my asian master. I don't think master will understand until he watches asian dramas and learns more about the asian culture and the importance it has on me.Well then the question arises what makes one asian master diffrent from another asian master? I really can't explain thhe feeling, but I know I feel a distinct feeling with master.A feeling that can't be felt with any other asian boy? Master is going to caligornia by the end of the week,kinda excited,but still kinda sad. On the brighter note his brother gives out many hugs and hugs are soo cute!~ just like the asian dramas! I am not the type of girl to pick guys based. On if the guy fits a specific asian drama criteria only because I don't need anyones money I know I can work for my own. Or any of the other cliches..but I guess it doesn't hurt to want a guy who quotes dramas!~ ahh every girls dream? Nono scratch that every girls dream is to have their boyfriend sing I need a girl by taeyang oh looks like that I have that checked off like 4 times ;)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Okees!~

Why is being a bimbo so awesome?

Being a bimbo is a great privilage, the problem with being a bimbo is that not all girls (or males) can pull off the look.The girl who can pull off such a bimbo look is special indeed,the bimbo look includes short outftis,big boobs,raging sex drive, and of course,being the hottest sex toy. Being a bimbo you should never forget your "hater blockers"" many people are jalously or hate bimbos for various reasons, one reason could be that girls wished they looked hot like you. In japan sex dolls are wanted by a few creepy people,but being a bimbo gives your boyfriend the special joy of having his own personal sex doll for him to use,and abuse.Because Bimbos are treated as sex dolls they get to expirence a larger range of sexual expirence , that other girls may not expirences because the boyfriend is scared of being labeled as "creepy."Being a bimbo also allows you to expirence the more sensual parts of youself. Bimbos do have a few "non awesome" sides, such as always being kept in chastity so you can be kept horny to be used at any time, but even these "non awesome" parts have bright sides.An exsample would be when kept in chastity your servitude to your keyholder increases, which such increases you become better at performing sensual activities such as massages and blowjobs, because your not fcousing on yourself but rather focousing on your keyholers pleasure. Being a bimbo will make you unforgetable in not only your keyholders mind but also the people you meet with,and the strangers that happened to glance your way.An unforgetable memory of the hottest bimbo the world would ever see.


Ehh a bit weird to see me write with periods?
I think this is a bit unsmooth and I maybe could have made it flowed better?
But all in all I LIKE IT :D

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Joepee

Master got mad at me...
he asked me what I did not like about him
And I really wish master knew about kpop
Kpop is a big portion of my life and I have tried to decrease that portion to help master..
I like korean music and dancing and people and games and traditions etc!~
So then I wish sometimes I could talk about korean things and master understand?
Like I don't want to explain that lee jin ki is onew or explain who IU or KARA or the ddiffrence btween superjunior and superjuniorM etc. One time I had a conversation with him about kpopthings and he said Zzzz kitty your so Zzzz just to much then after that I started thinking well...is it ok that I like a guy who doesn't even like my things...let's say oppa was a rubik cube with 6 sides...one side for each qualiity..oppa would have 5 out of 6 sides completed because he does not fit the korean part...now just because he doesn't fit korean part does it mean that we are not compatiable it just means that somewhere along the lines we will need to come to a agreement where we can meet in the middle... I like master a lot too much to want to throw him away over not being korean educated lol
Master got mad at me earlier it was scary...
I was scared...
Actually I'm still a bit kina after shock...
Oppa can be so scary!~
Ahhh!~

Saturday, May 14, 2011

sacrifice

Oppa says I can't write
Blahhh!~
Because oppa said I can't write I read one whole grammar book cover to cover!~
But I don't usually use the grammar lol maybe that's why I can write?
Should I consider using grammar online when typing..mmm I don't know!~
I am reading my second grammar book now its not that bad of a read slightly intresting?
I know who calls grammar intresting..but really the book isn't that bad its funny lot sof corny grammar jokes
But I like corny? Maybe I'm too corny for master I want master to give me a writing task after I finish reading these grammar books to see if my grammar improved...maybe my iq will improve?
I decided to conclude life is like a game andd to win you must play the game correctly
So right now essentially I am playing the game with my parents let's see how this game ends?
I'm always horny everyy day esp after prayer blargh
Master parties often now
I want to see how he handles drinking
I found a blog from the past master not as many entries but averagly enough to evaluate myself
It seems like I was really stupi XD hahah and I refused to be molded..because he was crazy
my blog entries seem wild and a bit abstract here's a sample

"Master was like study for 3hours and I said no!
Because I want to go on soompi
On soompi I can buy asian things
I like asian things
I also like music
I listen to music while studying
Master likes music too but not my music
Master is in military so maybe my music is girly
Master says I'm too girly but I'm cute
Don't you think?
Girly vs manly?
Girlyy duhhhhh
I'm gonna be a popstar when I'm oldder
Popstars are wayyyy cool unlike master
Master ill write you a song
Bye!!!!"

Ok how annoying was that every other line was some stupid thing
I have some general petpeves about the status of our relationship
Regarding where we are headed for the future...
Master wishes me to go to school in cali so he can live with his awesome brother...
Which is fine so ofc he wishes for me to study hard to get into school ok fine..
But I found out yesterday...even if I study hard an get awesome score he wants me to get into schools in a specific area in a small small range.. only giving me two schools as options for this small range... and a couple other for a larger range..and then god forbids I don't even get into sanfran schools...and only get into stuff in LA the most master would do would be visit every weekend...after leaving my friends,family,home etc.for a master and blindly moving to cali the most we can do would be visit "every weekend" really.....sanfran is that important
Oh wait I frogot douglyy is only the bestest coolest soulmate brother in the whole wide world so ofc I have to be with him 24/7 regardless of kitty -_- for some reason that pissed me off so much but I am pmsing so mmm could be a false alarm..but I'm pretty sure after hearing that what my plan is...fuck sanfran only applying la and florida...why? What's the point? If I don't get into stanford or univ of sanfran then theirs no point to even meeting master thus I shoul go to school anywhere I fucking want without concideration for master since no matter where I go if its not san fran he's not going maybe I should go to school in korea with onew? Or maybe japan? Mmm a school in the philiphines?ooo a china school in beijing!!!! Lol so many ideas I have so little time!~ I'm willing to give my all and sacrifice everything for this relationship including relationships with friends and families its nice to know how much master is willing..if he can give. Me a solid reason other then dougy was sanfran is important then ill be ok but atm I don't see any diffrences from california and new york?. I also concluded not to go to see master this summer would it even matter...gotta reconsider and repriotize my life and I'm a bit hessitant to write that bimbo thing for master..not because I'm unsure about being a bimbo (so excited to be one) I'm just unsure if maybe...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Fall down seven times stand up eight

Fall down seven times stand up eight

this particular japanese proverb has given me some odd twisted hope
My family is not quite supportive of me trying to go to south korea due to many ant american things going on in korea.This is not the only times where they have hurt my feelings and crushed my dreams due to their own personal selfish reasons but this time I am resisting! I know I have fallen a bit more then seven times with this south korea topic but I Shall continue on who knows I might get lucky and keep falling until finally when I stand up I can remain standing.Follow your heart how cliche is that but my heart wants to go to korea my mind wants to go to korea so I need to do my best to go. I keep rewriting keep rewording my essay oppa still has not read it yet but hopefully when he reads it he can give me good solid feedback on how I can improve it a little part of me feels like if I really might be wasting his time then I think about it..Me and master has endless ammount of time together years and years and years what I have asked of him would require 20mins TOPS if so much. I dont intend on failing I will go to korea :) and when I fall again I will cry and stand up again. I hope master can see how important this is to me and try hard to help me even though he is gooey...I will be going outside of my comfort zone with this scholarship I hate talking to my aunts and uncles but if I do get accepted here is my current plan..

1.Talk to my Pastor have him talk to parents...
2.Talk to the Decan (under the pastor)
3.Talk to the Pastors Wife
4.Publicly humiliate parents in church by talking about awesome scholarship I cant accept
5.Call my Mothers sister and have her talk to her
6. Call my Mothers aunt and have her talk to mom
7. Call one of my mothers best friend
8.Call another one of my mothers best friends
9.Think of who else to call :p

lol I wont give up ;)
Fall down seven times stand up eight!~

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

AHH KOREA!~

OMG super important ONEW NEWS!!!!

Soo like..
I was really bored and I really wanted to study abroad this summer maybe in japan or maybe in china or maybe in korea lalal I dont know?
So i googled some scholarships and their is ONE scholarshoips that let 100 people go to south korea for FREE FOR TWO WEEKS! ok So i was excited I was reading the past posts about other perople who went and they went TO MUSIC BANK OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG onew is on music bank *screams* I can see TOP AND GDRAGON AND 2NE1 AND SUPER JUNIOR *SUPER FAN GIRL SCREAM* ok so I am so worked up about this amazing south korea expirence that I did not read the info about the dates turned out it is due in -3- days one essay and 12 pages of paper work the essay is really hard and I reallly want to win so so so bad omg words can't explain how bad I want to go -_- my mind is already like spinning thinking about studying at yonsei university and shopping in seoul and going to the electronic market so I am staying up late tonight working on the essay but the essay is really hard and I dont really understand it...I really wannt to ask master to help me like proofread it because master essays are AMAZING <3 MMMMM AHHH MY HEAD IS STILL SPINNING ok I have to stay up NOT listen to onew and write the best essay of my fucking life :) good plan!~
I need a recomendation they said personal aquaintances are ok mmm master is my master can he write a personal aquantance? nobody will write me a recomendation in 3 days -_- lol fail I wish i seaerched this early am i bound to fail because I found this late? mm......I hope master helps me although its short notice and hes tired from school =/ but I wanna go to korea and eat kimchi and all that great stuffzz

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Parking

Ugh so confused today its another swingy mood day. @_@
I find that when I'm close to PMS'ing I tend to have mix feelings about master.
I feel things like hating master,loving master,being jealous of master and soo much other things. I dont really know why my emotions about Master change so much when I am PMS @_@ I hate talking to master today it was like kill me kill me kill me....
So much sucky -_-
I got mad at master for helping his friend gdragon with accounting trouble he had because I needed help for forever @_@ but then after like one minute I realized that I never asked for help so I never got help -_- ugh I should think much clearer. Master is really going to san fran this summer tottally killed my mood. Why do I hate san fran? I dont even know @_@ but its ok Master will be happy alll summer with his brother. This summer will suck I will be a starving studying volunteering student :p lol I work so hard for master I wonder if master ever works hard for kitty? I made studying fun and I like studying because its fun? even working out is fun so can I make not eating fun ? I dont know but hell its worth a shot? Master wants to skype tonight but I dont want to anymore =/ I hope I am asleep by the time it is time I dont want to skype with master @_@ so ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >_< master always hurts my feelings on skype now too much negative feelings about skype now I just want to play games with master and laugh and giggle but the reality is that we cant even have a 10 min phone conversation -_- My friend Dan is moving down to where I live :O this summer so I guess summer wont suck that much? Me and dan will starve,volunteer and study together ^_^ is it sad that I get happy over starving another person :p lol I am a bit nervous that while master is in san fran he will meet his soulmate who goes to school in cali and they will connect <3 and get the hello kitty wedding that I was supposed to get @_@ crazy? i am a person to believe in dreams..IF i dream they will get together then i believe with alll my heart that they will lol good thing I never dreamed that yet!~ because oppa is mines hahahahah did you see that mood switch???
While master plays pool I write so much about him @_@ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Master he is such an "intresting" person
Sometimes well most times I feel he cant understand me =/
He wishes to find a girl that can understand him
but can he even understand me?

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Three Asians + Rice =?

Woahhh been a long time since i posted!~ blahh
SOO much to post about I dont know where to start?
I went to disney for 3 days wayy fun I stayed in a hotel with my sister in law and her friend they are both japanese!
I know japanese a little yayy!~ BUT it was hard to understand... so after hearing that I can understand so little japanese I decided it is important that I quickly start chinese lessons I cant meet masters family till i am about a level 5 or above...The more immersed I am in the language the better I shall be!~ maybe me and master should have chinese fridays when we live together :D On fridays we speak only chinese and we eat only with chopsticks ^_^ everything asian style hahah yayyy kpop all day long!~ oh wait..its CHINESE fridays.. mmm ok jay chou all day long ^_^ I have so much fun ideas I want to do with master is it wrong that I have so many ideas?
at disney theirs there chinese boys and somehow i ended up spending most of my day with them :o by CONINCIDENCE NO STALKING
they remind me of master and his friends...
One asian boy had small eyes and was skinny and he slept soo much everywhere he would sleep -_- on the train he sleep in the movies he sleeps before eating he sleeps and even after eating! amazing soo much zzz his friends did not talk to him a lot maybe because he is to busy sleeping..I decided that boy was yiyi
One asian boy had even smaller eyes and was skinny with a weird haircut! He was listening to music a lot I bet you he has onew condition!~ His smile was sooo cute :) it wasnt like masters smile or onews smile but just cute but he is always reading a chinese manga everywhere he is reading I think it is dangerous to read and eat @_@ and read and talk yea.. he talks a lot so much chinese he speaks he even spoke english to me :) he said Sorry ahhh such a cute accent it was like herro and sawwy that weird chinese english <3 <3 so I decided he was gdragon
One asian boy was MUSCULAR :) and had a beard and he kept rubbing his beard like he was thinking intensely he was also sleeping a lot a little less the yiyi but still many sleeping this asian boy LISTENS TO KPOP ^_^ he had a bigbang song in his head so he was singing it really soft but I heard FOR SURE :) YAYYYY he also has the big bang bear keychain ring OMGGG I WANT SO BADDD AHHHHH :O I was super jealous of this asian boy -_- he was sooo cool he speaks his chinese so cool like the extra cool way like you see in the asian dramas ;) TOO COOL he is a little more manly then his friends he didnt scream like a girl when cold water got him in the river rapid soo He is master because hes really cool..master isnt muscular but I love muscular asian boys so this one must be master ^_^ lol and he also slept a lot master sleeps foreverr like 14 hours and theirs only 24 hours in a day o_o ahh
maybe we need to have like sleep in saturdays along with chinese fridays :p and soup sundays rofl I go to the gym often so much fun :) I like it but I know im not losing weight because diet sucks blahhhh 0_0
I'm going to the doctor on tuesday yayy!~
Mothers day is tomarrow so I think master will be on skype tomarrow..mmmm maybe he will have time to see kitty?
My friend she told me I was stupid for studying soo much for testing -_- wtf I think that she is just nervous that I will beat her score and be "smarter" then her does standard testing really test smartness? thats stupid my IQ is soo low but I can score good on testing o_o weird!~
I like lo mein noodles now..sooo good Master said no more chow mein so Now I eat lo mein :) YUMMYY ADDICTEDD :) TASTE SUPER GOOD
sometimes I send master uhm kpop reffrences in hopes he will catch it but he never does =[ like...
"Sorry,sorry master" or
"Master is so pretty" from nuna nomu yeppo (kpop shinee song)
"I love you super much" from super love...
lol I will send out easier messages like tell me hahah

Master tell me tell me :p IDK

mmm OK since I'm bored I will make up a list of days me and master should have.. ex:chinese fridays

Sunday:Resting sunday
Monday: Massages Monday
Tuesday: Shinee tuesdays
Wensday: Bentosurprice wensdays
Thursday: Sexy thursdays
Fridays:Chinese fridays

HAHA like my days ? I think so

I saw a black bimbo at the mall SO sexy I wanted to be like her..so sexy!~

I'm a little bit sad that I cant see Masters family till I am a level 5 chinese :( (even though I made that rule up myself) I was soo excited to go to china!~

I Have many china questions..and many sex questions sooo much I am so currious? Maybe to the point that I am annoying?

I am really nervous that master considers me annoying uhhh it always happens like that I'm really cute that slowly people think i'm annoying to the point where its like BLAH I HATE YOU KITTY

when master was doing studying I did not talk to him a lot in fear I will be an annoying kitty like..lets say you loved your kitty and she always cuddles you and licks your face and meow meow meow but when your studying and this kitty is doing that it just gets annoying..=o so kitty had a plan!~ everyday kitty just send a jyaio study hard :) and then never talked to master all day so then kitty can stay clear of masters hidden bitchy side! because what you dont know is that master is secretly really bitchy

again I was thinking master said he really liked me when he met me like like and in like like but why did he play sooo hard to get -_- ugh asian boys

i'm soo horny this week blahh :O

Master will be done with classes soon maybe it means more time for kitty? :)?
lol jkjk kitty doesnt need more time with master
Master will go to china and cali and be really busy all day long but its ok kitty is fine kitty is always fine :) because cats they take good care of themselves!~